1 00:00:04,845 --> 00:00:06,322 Hey there. 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:09,101 How you doing? 3 00:00:09,102 --> 00:00:11,447 Oh. 4 00:00:11,448 --> 00:00:16,010 Couldn't help noticing you notice me and my feet. 5 00:00:16,836 --> 00:00:20,094 You know, I've been hearing a lot 6 00:00:20,095 --> 00:00:21,352 of things about you, recently. 7 00:00:21,353 --> 00:00:24,480 ♪ You're banging boys on the street at night ♪ 8 00:00:24,481 --> 00:00:27,003 Some bad, some good. 9 00:00:27,568 --> 00:00:28,392 Some downright filthy. 10 00:00:28,393 --> 00:00:32,822 ♪ Dirty girls won't listen to that ticking clock, no, no ♪ 11 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:34,126 Now, what you're gonna do is 12 00:00:34,127 --> 00:00:41,036 you're gonna follow my instructions very, very carefully. 13 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:47,421 And maybe I'll let you go 14 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:48,942 with a happy ending. 15 00:00:48,943 --> 00:00:52,633 ♪ Feel so superhuman when you're near ♪ 16 00:00:52,634 --> 00:00:55,763 Ah, take your socks off. 17 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,023 Peel the sock off. 18 00:00:59,717 --> 00:01:01,324 ♪ You make me feel so good ♪ 19 00:01:01,325 --> 00:01:02,454 There you go. 20 00:01:02,455 --> 00:01:07,493 Now you can see them with all your toes. 21 00:01:07,494 --> 00:01:09,753 Give them a wiggle. 22 00:01:09,754 --> 00:01:12,273 Yeah, give them a wiggle. 23 00:01:12,274 --> 00:01:15,488 Faster. 24 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:16,269 Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:16,270 --> 00:01:18,094 Mm-hmm, stop. 26 00:01:18,095 --> 00:01:20,874 Faster, mm, stop. 27 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:23,915 ♪ Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ♪ 28 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:24,611 Oops. 29 00:01:24,612 --> 00:01:25,828 ♪ Loaded guns at ready ♪ 30 00:01:25,829 --> 00:01:28,521 - Mm-hmm. - ♪ Point that big thick ♪ 31 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,520 ♪ Glock, oh, no ♪ 32 00:01:29,521 --> 00:01:31,389 Ah. 33 00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:37,298 Now, with your hands drenched in, I mean, 34 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:40,471 in, um, lotion, 35 00:01:41,557 --> 00:01:43,251 start to massage. 36 00:01:44,207 --> 00:01:46,508 Really caress. 37 00:01:46,509 --> 00:01:47,725 ♪ You make me feel so ♪ 38 00:01:47,726 --> 00:01:49,941 Get every crack. 39 00:01:49,942 --> 00:01:51,983 ♪ When you're near ♪ 40 00:01:51,984 --> 00:01:55,068 Don't forget the toenail. 41 00:01:55,069 --> 00:01:56,240 Hmm. 42 00:01:57,154 --> 00:01:59,628 Yeah, ah, ah, ah. 43 00:01:59,629 --> 00:02:00,541 Hands off, boys. 44 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:01,452 ♪ Make my body fly ♪ 45 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:04,931 That's all we have time for today. 46 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:07,450 Come again soon. 47 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:12,794 My goodness, ugh. 48 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:15,008 Hope you're right, Marco, gee whiz. 49 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:19,223 ♪ Mm ♪ 50 00:02:25,046 --> 00:02:26,477 Flippity flip. 51 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:28,174 What? What Now? 52 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:29,605 No, nothing to do with work. 53 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:33,387 We just got rejected again for a house. 54 00:02:33,388 --> 00:02:34,950 That's the third one this week. 55 00:02:34,951 --> 00:02:36,776 Oh, maybe put in a higher offer. 56 00:02:36,777 --> 00:02:37,731 Well, we would if we could, 57 00:02:37,732 --> 00:02:40,817 but the wedding's holding us back too much. 58 00:02:41,164 --> 00:02:42,118 Don't tell anyone, 59 00:02:42,119 --> 00:02:45,246 but I started an OnlyFans account for feet pics. 60 00:02:45,247 --> 00:02:46,204 I have three subscribers. 61 00:02:46,205 --> 00:02:48,115 So, now I can pay for the icing on the wedding cake. 62 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:50,459 Hey, maybe this campaign will be a hit, 63 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,850 and then you can buy a cake and a house. 64 00:02:52,851 --> 00:02:53,632 I highly doubt that. 65 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:57,021 But your optimism is calming me somewhat. 66 00:02:57,022 --> 00:02:57,758 Good. 67 00:02:57,759 --> 00:02:58,846 Can you remain calm until I return 68 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,454 from my belated honeymoon? 69 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:01,845 When are you leaving again? 70 00:03:01,846 --> 00:03:02,844 What, uh, tonight, man. 71 00:03:02,845 --> 00:03:04,450 I've told you three times today. 72 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,276 I'm so sorry, Ange. 73 00:03:05,277 --> 00:03:07,665 Like m-my head is all over the place, 74 00:03:07,666 --> 00:03:10,271 and Cole's gonna be here any second now. 75 00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:12,184 That's very precise of you. 76 00:03:12,185 --> 00:03:14,703 Cole, what a surprise. 77 00:03:14,704 --> 00:03:16,527 Sorry, I'm a little early. 78 00:03:16,528 --> 00:03:17,442 Hi. 79 00:03:17,443 --> 00:03:18,440 Ah, that's all good. 80 00:03:18,441 --> 00:03:20,005 We needed a distraction. 81 00:03:20,006 --> 00:03:20,917 From? 82 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:22,568 Oh, well, it's more that I did. 83 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,131 My house-hunting isn't going so well. 84 00:03:25,132 --> 00:03:25,911 Tell me about it. 85 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:27,997 I was looking for nearly a year for my place. 86 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:29,259 Ah, please don't tell him that. 87 00:03:29,260 --> 00:03:30,823 I need him calm today. 88 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:34,253 So, how should we do this? 89 00:03:34,254 --> 00:03:35,037 What do you mean? 90 00:03:35,038 --> 00:03:39,468 Oh, well, I, shall I sit, or keep standing? 91 00:03:39,817 --> 00:03:41,294 As you are. 92 00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:42,467 Okay. 93 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:43,422 It's great to meet you both. 94 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:46,767 I'm guessing you are Adam and you're Ange. 95 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,158 Very perceptive of you. 96 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:50,591 Ooh, so you need a model. 97 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:51,721 We do. 98 00:03:51,722 --> 00:03:53,893 My agent didn't give me any dates. 99 00:03:53,894 --> 00:03:56,066 Ah, it's for the 22nd. 100 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:57,108 Is that all good? 101 00:03:57,109 --> 00:03:58,454 From the top of my head, yes. 102 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:01,364 And what exactly will I be modeling for? 103 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:02,886 It's for pump underwear. 104 00:04:02,887 --> 00:04:04,842 Here, let me show you. 105 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:08,664 Phew, fancy stuff. 106 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,185 Yeah, it's a great brand. 107 00:04:10,186 --> 00:04:11,270 They're based out of Montreal. 108 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:14,573 We think you'd be a perfect face for the campaign. 109 00:04:14,574 --> 00:04:17,223 Well, you haven't seen all of me. 110 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,612 All of you? 111 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,346 Are you happy with this, too? 112 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,027 You hired. 113 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,982 I'll take that as a yes. 114 00:04:49,983 --> 00:04:53,849 Yes, I, I have a feeling this is gonna be... 115 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,803 - really... something- - Um. 116 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:57,019 - special. - Hey, 117 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,930 uh, the, the wedding cake lady called you again today. 118 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:01,147 Do you, maybe you wanna... 119 00:05:01,148 --> 00:05:03,363 Ah, yes, 'cause I'm getting married. 120 00:05:03,364 --> 00:05:05,231 Mm. 121 00:05:05,232 --> 00:05:07,054 Yeah, thank you for reminding me. 122 00:05:07,055 --> 00:05:09,315 That's okay, you wanna get it? 123 00:05:09,316 --> 00:05:10,098 Okay. 124 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,529 So lovely to meet you. 125 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,311 - Yeah. - Thank you for coming in. 126 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:42,161 Babe, you are gone, right? 127 00:06:44,419 --> 00:06:45,070 Yes? 128 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,154 Are you at Gabe's house? 129 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:49,719 I am, uh, is this important? 130 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,933 Because I was kind of in the middle of something big. 131 00:06:53,934 --> 00:06:54,541 It can wait. 132 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:57,018 I'll be there in two minutes. 133 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:57,581 Open up. 134 00:06:58,931 --> 00:07:00,842 No, uh... 135 00:07:03,797 --> 00:07:04,622 Fuck my life. 136 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:12,485 Is anyone here? 137 00:07:12,486 --> 00:07:13,744 Not that I'm aware of, why? 138 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:16,134 Okay, I found the perfect coffee table 139 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:17,829 for my new apartment on Marketplace, 140 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:20,608 and I need you to help me pick it up. 141 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:21,651 I've done my back again. 142 00:07:21,652 --> 00:07:25,562 And this needs to happen like right now. 143 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:27,648 Yes, I don't wanna lose it to someone 144 00:07:27,649 --> 00:07:28,950 who gets there before me. 145 00:07:28,951 --> 00:07:30,863 It's a coffee table. 146 00:07:30,864 --> 00:07:32,905 Wait 'til you see it. 147 00:07:33,514 --> 00:07:36,423 I'll meet you in the car in one minute. 148 00:07:36,424 --> 00:07:37,204 Hurry up. 149 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,764 You know, I found the same coffee table, 150 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:47,937 brand new, for less money. 151 00:07:47,938 --> 00:07:50,283 Are you sure you're getting a good deal here? 152 00:07:50,284 --> 00:07:52,542 Maybe you should rethink this, mm? 153 00:07:53,195 --> 00:07:54,584 If you say so, Adam. 154 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:56,453 Yeah, sounds like a good idea. 155 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:01,186 Uh, okay, why are you acting strange? 156 00:08:22,173 --> 00:08:23,083 Mum? 157 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:25,300 Is this what I think it is? 158 00:08:26,953 --> 00:08:29,384 Yes, hon, you're getting married today. 159 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:33,729 But, but we were saving, 160 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,815 and he wanted it all fancy. 161 00:08:37,682 --> 00:08:39,464 Is this real? 162 00:08:39,465 --> 00:08:40,809 It's okay, Adam. 163 00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:42,767 Everything's gonna be okay. 164 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,217 And now for the vows. 165 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:21,694 Okay. 166 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,822 Hey, everyone. 167 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:29,862 I'm so happy to see so many beloved faces. 168 00:09:29,863 --> 00:09:33,511 I, you'll have to excuse me if my speech isn't as polished 169 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,422 as I was hoping it to be. 170 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:40,244 As you all know, today came as a bit of a surprise. 171 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:43,372 So, but I'm loving all of it. 172 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,936 For those of you who don't know, this is the place 173 00:09:46,937 --> 00:09:50,671 where Gabe and I first met, back when we used to work here. 174 00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:54,842 Back then, I was too caught up in my own world 175 00:09:54,843 --> 00:09:56,625 that I couldn't see what was... 176 00:09:58,493 --> 00:10:00,361 What was right there in front of me. 177 00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:07,354 Okay. 178 00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:11,136 Gabe. 179 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,698 My Gabe. 180 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:16,567 You are one of the most kindest, 181 00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:21,476 sweetest, and loving people who I have ever met. 182 00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:25,690 You remind me every day to be a better person. 183 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:30,295 And I feel like one, with having you by my side. 184 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:34,770 As a husband, I promise to make you laugh 185 00:10:34,771 --> 00:10:37,985 and to hug you when you're feeling down, 186 00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:41,939 and to support you when you need me. 187 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,937 I promise to let you pick the movies 188 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:47,761 that we watch, sometimes. 189 00:10:47,762 --> 00:10:49,324 Sometimes. 190 00:10:49,325 --> 00:10:52,278 And I promise to be a better listener. 191 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:53,974 Wow, I did not write that part. 192 00:10:55,930 --> 00:11:00,532 Seriously, my life would be very different without you. 193 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,660 And I'm excited to see where it goes. 194 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:09,354 So, in saying that, I promise to love you today, 195 00:11:09,355 --> 00:11:11,526 tomorrow, and forever. 196 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,132 I love you, Gabe. 197 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,216 I love you. 198 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,781 That was beautiful, Adam. 199 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,605 Now, let's hear from Gabe. 200 00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:26,384 Adam, you are 201 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,728 such a special person, 202 00:11:29,729 --> 00:11:34,813 and I am so grateful that I got to meet you in this place. 203 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:42,503 Through all the soap suds, the sponges, 204 00:11:42,678 --> 00:11:45,110 the laughter- 205 00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:48,108 And the tears. 206 00:11:48,109 --> 00:11:49,237 We saw each other. 207 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:57,318 I instantly feel better when I'm around you. 208 00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:59,446 No matter how crazy my day's been. 209 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:05,399 I promise to show you that I love you every day. 210 00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:10,135 To laugh with you, to cry with you. 211 00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:14,044 And I promise to communicate with you, 212 00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:15,957 to solve any challenges together. 213 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:22,213 I promise to be your man for life. 214 00:12:22,214 --> 00:12:26,296 Because, Adam, you are my man for life. 215 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:32,249 You are my man. 216 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,247 Ooh. 217 00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:55,318 I'm shaking, shaking. 218 00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:59,532 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 219 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,793 You may kiss each other. 220 00:13:12,568 --> 00:13:14,696 Woo! 221 00:13:17,782 --> 00:13:18,649 We're married. 222 00:13:21,648 --> 00:13:25,341 We're married. 223 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,120 I love you so much. 224 00:13:28,121 --> 00:13:28,859 Me too. 225 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:33,029 ♪ Under the moonlight ♪ 226 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:35,463 - Oh my God. - Oh, it's too shiny. 227 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:36,897 It's too shiny. 228 00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,069 ♪ Feeling always right ♪ 229 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,024 - Okay. - Oh. 230 00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:40,763 Oh, my God, congratulations. 231 00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:41,328 Thank you. 232 00:13:41,329 --> 00:13:42,153 Welcome to the family. 233 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,022 Now I've got more big bros. 234 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,323 We got three big bros. 235 00:13:46,324 --> 00:13:49,539 Hey Clay, Clay, get over here. 236 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:50,843 Get over here. 237 00:13:50,844 --> 00:13:51,972 Come on, bro. 238 00:13:51,973 --> 00:13:53,797 Come on. 239 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:54,665 Oh, no. 240 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,964 Oh, look at us, two married gays. 241 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,790 Who would've thought? 242 00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,919 If you're setting me up to say something rude 243 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,831 or insulting, then you'll be disappointed 244 00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:10,785 because I always wanted to be a married gay. 245 00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:12,175 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. 246 00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:13,433 How many drinks have you had? 247 00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:17,346 - That is so far from true. - No, no, no, I did, I did. 248 00:14:17,347 --> 00:14:20,951 All right, I, I just couldn't admit it. 249 00:14:20,952 --> 00:14:21,906 Mm. 250 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:24,601 Uh, today's been such a beautiful day. 251 00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:28,685 No offense, but our wedding was better. 252 00:14:28,686 --> 00:14:29,380 That's true. 253 00:14:29,381 --> 00:14:30,466 And there she is. 254 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,856 That's just a joke, relax. 255 00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:35,330 Though, though the food was five-star. 256 00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,027 That's 'cause I picked the caterer. 257 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:39,501 Mm-hmm, at least we can agree on something. 258 00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:40,544 Right, I'll catch you later. 259 00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:41,892 All right. 260 00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:45,757 Gabe, um, do you mind 261 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:47,801 if I pull you away for a minute? 262 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:48,539 Yeah, that's fine. 263 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:53,056 Okay. 264 00:14:53,057 --> 00:14:55,403 Okay, this might sound strange, 265 00:14:55,404 --> 00:14:58,270 but I need you to get me off. 266 00:14:58,271 --> 00:15:00,530 What are you going on about? 267 00:15:00,531 --> 00:15:02,442 I have blue balls. 268 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,092 When? 269 00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,611 Right now. 270 00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:07,221 Why? 271 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:08,872 Well, when Mum picked me up today 272 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:14,433 to bring me here, I was halfway through... you know what. 273 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,039 So that's what you get up to when I'm not home. 274 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,212 Honey, hubby, my sweet love. 275 00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:21,168 I don't have time to get into this right now 276 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,296 because the pain that's beginning to form is 277 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,730 so bad that I might cry. 278 00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:25,686 And I don't mean like, you know, 279 00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:27,902 like a single tear flowing down my face kind of cry. 280 00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:30,594 I mean, like the end of cocoa or the beginning of hot... 281 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,767 You know the cry. 282 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:36,330 Okay, so why don't you just go jerk it off 283 00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,286 in the bathroom real quick. 284 00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:42,064 Gabe, Gabe, I'm not gonna blow a load for the first time 285 00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,411 as a married man by jerking off alone 286 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:46,931 and in a public bathroom, okay? 287 00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:48,320 That's not gonna happen. 288 00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:51,536 You are gonna need to assist me. 289 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,883 Okay, well, here's the thing, Adam. 290 00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:57,662 People don't usually have sex during the wedding. 291 00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:00,225 They usually wait until after. 292 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,051 Remember when I said 293 00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:03,179 that having an early moon was a stupid idea, 294 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,657 but I went along with it, and you got plenty 295 00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:07,874 of sex from me, then? 296 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:09,480 Yes. 297 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,738 So, please, help a husband out. 298 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,820 Okay, but only because you called me husband. 299 00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:19,820 Thank you. Thank you. 300 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:34,679 Fucking unbelievable. 301 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,583 ♪ It's clear to me, the way we move, you ♪ 302 00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:44,454 We were all crying. 303 00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:45,756 I didn't know that I was gonna be the kind of person 304 00:16:45,757 --> 00:16:48,755 who cried at a wedding, but how wrong I was. 305 00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:51,449 Oh my God, it was so beautiful. 306 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:52,187 You... 307 00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,925 Well, hey, I'm so happy you could make it. 308 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,618 I mean, you know, it could be you one day, you know? 309 00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:58,617 - Fingers crossed. - Mm. 310 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,007 I know there's a guy out there, really. 311 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:01,789 I just need to find him. 312 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,135 Steve, I'm getting there, thanks. 313 00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,872 Um, Adam, this is my mate, Tom. 314 00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,958 It's my plus-one for today. 315 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,044 Tom. 316 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,390 Tom, Tom from next door. 317 00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:13,822 Yeah, I'm surprised you remember me. 318 00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:14,865 Well, you've got the same head, 319 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:19,995 and you've just gone from a yay high to, well, to this high. 320 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,470 Are you still next door? 321 00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:22,948 Yeah, yeah, still next door. 322 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:26,334 Only now I'm his personal Uber driver. 323 00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,725 I just can't seem to pass my test, okay? 324 00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:29,638 And most of the time, 325 00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:31,548 we're heading in the same direction anyway, 326 00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:32,591 so it's not all bad. 327 00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,981 You know, Tom, if you were ever interested 328 00:17:35,982 --> 00:17:39,152 in modeling, love to shoot you one day. 329 00:17:39,153 --> 00:17:40,716 Collin did say you're some kind 330 00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,455 of famous photographer. 331 00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:47,190 Well, yeah, in a way, yes. 332 00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,190 So what do you think? 333 00:17:49,191 --> 00:17:50,317 Come on, Tom, you are so handsome. 334 00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:54,488 I, well, according to polls we had at school, at lunch, 335 00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:55,575 or whatever. 336 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:56,748 I'll have to give it some thought. 337 00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:58,095 I've never fancied myself a model. 338 00:17:58,096 --> 00:18:01,310 Well, if you ever change your mind, let me know. 339 00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,091 - I knew I was. - Hi, everybody. 340 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:05,046 I don't wanna keep you from the celebrations, 341 00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:09,739 but Gabe and I have been working on a surprise video 342 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,256 for today, and I'm so excited I can finally share- 343 00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:14,779 - More surprises. - Yeah. 344 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,735 Hope you like it. 345 00:18:17,082 --> 00:18:21,252 Okay. 346 00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:22,599 It's not working. 347 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,597 Uh, Gabe, could I use your phone, please? 348 00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:29,789 Thank you. 349 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,656 Just gonna use the Cloud, one sec. 350 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,741 Okay, okay, this should work now. 351 00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,609 Disobeying orders. 352 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,391 - Oh. - Oh my. 353 00:18:38,392 --> 00:18:39,867 No. 354 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:44,387 Yeah, I know you've been naughty. 355 00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:48,253 How does that feel? 356 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:49,905 Oh, no, oh my God. 357 00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:53,771 I'm so sorry, that wasn't supposed to happen. 358 00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:59,332 Oh my. 359 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,330 Well, how else are we supposed to pay for the wedding? 360 00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:03,242 Find something else, man. 361 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,457 Oh, fuck, mm. 362 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,585 - Why, you just have to- - Takes after his dad's feet. 363 00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:11,540 Nope, pull the cord, get it, 364 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,887 - turn it off. - Where's the cord? 365 00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:13,495 Turn it off. 366 00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:15,016 Okay. Okay. 367 00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:16,059 - It's gone. - It's gone. 368 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,884 - Is it gone? - All alright. 369 00:19:17,885 --> 00:19:18,752 The show's over. 370 00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:20,882 What about that shark, remember? 371 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:26,400 Oh, best, best, best wedding ever. 372 00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:26,964 Oh, yeah. 373 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,614 Do you know how hard it was keeping a secret 374 00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:30,266 from this one? 375 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:34,088 He always seems to figure out the surprise. 376 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,335 Not every time. 377 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,259 Wait. 378 00:19:38,435 --> 00:19:39,887 Uh, what's this about? 379 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:45,440 Um, we are... 380 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:48,817 Expecting. 381 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:49,947 A baby? 382 00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:51,207 No, a koala mattress. 383 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,291 Yes, a fucking yes, a baby, yes. 384 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,725 It's a girl, I'm a few months in. 385 00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:57,854 A girl? 386 00:19:57,855 --> 00:19:58,984 Oh, fuck yes. 387 00:19:58,985 --> 00:19:59,939 Oh, I'm so happy. 388 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,652 I'm gonna take her shopping and to dance lessons. 389 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:05,348 I think what Adam is trying to say is, 390 00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:07,130 we are so happy for you guys. 391 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,260 - Thanks. - Thanks, man. 392 00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:08,997 Congrats, guys. 393 00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,125 I'm gonna make the best uncle, I promise. 394 00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:14,646 Are you gonna change the nappies? 395 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,515 Yeah, why not? 396 00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,905 I mean, everyone poos, right? 397 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,555 Part of natural life. 398 00:20:19,556 --> 00:20:21,381 - Yeah, yeah. - Natural. 399 00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:23,553 Um, oh, by the way, don't call Mum yet. 400 00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,680 We're gonna, we're gonna call her tomorrow, so. 401 00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:27,594 Oh, can you include me in on that phone call? 402 00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,894 And can I start it with, "Hey, Grandma, what's happening?" 403 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,979 No, no, no way, no. 404 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:33,980 - But, please. - No. 405 00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:37,195 If, if, if, if anyone's gonna call her Grandma first, it is, 406 00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,716 it is this guy. 407 00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:40,278 He gets all the fun. 408 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,017 It's my kid. 409 00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:44,624 So, Adam, tell us about this foot video. 410 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,534 - Oh, yeah, come on. - Yeah, you freak. 411 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,187 - Yes. - I would love to. 412 00:20:48,188 --> 00:20:49,663 You freaky boy. 413 00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:54,835 I have a fetish.